I took our youngest kids trick-or-treating last night. At one house, a little girl, probably about five years old, was walking back from visiting a house. He mother was waiting for her on the curb, and she was about halfway done the sidewalk when the girl called loudly to her mother, “Mommy! She wasn’t mean at all!”

Her mother laughed and called back, “Hush! I didn’t say she was mean. I only told you to not walk on the grass!”