From Alice Cooper’s radio show on June 5th, 2004:

“So the new Michael Moore movie Fahrenheit 911 is out and its obviously [anoyed] most of Congress….and me.

It’s now being revealed that Michael Moore skewed many of the interviews to work in his favor. Gosh I never thought he’d ever do that.

You mean all the stuff that was pro Bush he took out? Oh man, well that’s not fair.

I’m gonna start making movies just so I can make a movie about Michael Moore. I think it would be great if President Bush made a movie about Michael Moore. Wouldn’t that be great? And it was just the worst movie of all time. You know how he gets up and what he does when he wakes up in the morning. How disgusting he must be.

[laughs]

Hey Michael Moore…weight watchers, ok? It works.

Gee, I’m starting to think that I’m the only good guy left in this country and I’m sure of that.”

[Source: Glenn R.]

And from an interview with the DesMoines Register

Q. You ran for president in 1972 against Nixon to promote “Elected.” How would you fare today?

A. I would hate to be the president. I don’t think there’s any way to win. I wish Michael Moore would be president for one week. He would probably jump off a cliff.

I’d rather be a singer in a band.

Do you get the feeling Alice doesn’t care much for Michael Moore?