One of the most common questions we get here at mj is a very practical question. It goes like this: “Dear Knilram, Should I turn to an ice cream store for a correct understanding of theology? If so, which one? Best Regards, A Seeker.”

Well, to all those who ask, we at mj counsel they steer clear of ice cream stores as a source for theological knowledge. Although they are a fount of great milkshakes and other frozen desserts, ice cream stores are generally not well suited for correctly interpreting Biblical knowledge.

As a case in point, we submit the following sign at a local ice cream store.

DOUBLE SCOOP CONES ARE GOOD FOR THE SOUL