On the National Democratic Party’s blog, William Schubert posted the following yesterday.

Here are my votes for who the characters represent:

The Good Guys
Aragorn — Edwards
Legolas — Sharpton
Gimli — Kucinich
Gandalf — Braun
Merry — Kerry
Pippin — Gephardt
Sam — Clark
Frodo — Dean
Boromir — Lieberman

The Bad Guys
Gollum — Bush
Saruman — Cheyney
Sauron — Ashcroft
Shelob — Mary Matalyin
Witch King — Ken Lay
Wormtongue — Rove

Come on. Bush, as evil incarnate, should be Sauron, not just Gollum. And who in the world is the Witch King?